scour closet. take photos. get locked in a canadian vs. american account loop. consider throwing my macbook off the fire escape. unlock an account…@#%!^ finally. create listings. obsessively watch listings. wrap shoes up (x3). go to the post office (x3). email the buyers. phew!
my ebay effort has far outweighed my rewards. yet, i like the idea that someone will actually wear my impulsive, ill-fitting shoe purchases. it’s crazy, but i feel less wasteful. the shoes are going to do something other than collect dust in my closet. how about hearing a texan drawl? that’s what the red ballerinas have in store for them. and the camper peep-toes are en route to vegas and, perhaps, a little blackjack.